my mom has this thing where she keeps the door open while she’s on the toilet and one time I walked by and I shouted “I chime in with a ‘haven’t you people ever heard of closing the GODDAMN door?’ NO!” and she was so confused and my sister nearly pissed herself.
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
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